It was Friday night, which always means ELYSIUM CABARET! In The Empire Room at Copperhead Road, our visionary choreographers had prepared a stellar show featuring some of the most creative acts on the grid! Arriving guests were greeted by Paul and Morganna, with free champagne and scrumptious horderves served by shirtless Chippendales Dancers… oh wait. That last part was only in my imagination. And they weren’t serving food and drinks, they were massaging my bunions.
What is a bunion anyways? A bunion is a bony bump that forms on the joint at the base of your big toe. It occurs when some of the bones in the front part of your foot move out of place. This causes the tip of your big toe to get pulled toward the smaller toes and forces the joint at the base of your big toe to stick out.
How’d we get on this topic? Back to the show. The show went very smooth and was super fun! We saw the return of Chrissy Rhiano to the Big Stage… welcome back Chrissy! Security kept a careful eye on the back doors least Divalin try to defect, and we were successful in securing her for the duration of the show. She doesn’t realize this, but if she does try to slip out a side door, traps have been set that will prevent her abdication. The floors drop out and she will fall into a holding tank wherefrom security will drag her back to the Big Stage.
We only had three arrests tonight, which were all paparazzi-related. The sillies trying to sneak backstage to get pics of the dancers in their knickers, but their feeble attempts were unmitigated failures, as The Wiz was patrolling and had them seized and publicly lashed with a feather duster! We left them to spend a snowy night in the stocks. Because it is always snowy winter on The Empire Room platform. If you haven’t treated yourself to the beautiful snowy Rockefeller park Paul has built, take a look! Just walk out the front door of The Empire Room and straight ahead, cross under to the park. It’s very romantic and relaxing.
Now for some pictures of the show! Oh, and WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND!
With Oliva Wonder, Scarlet Verrazzano, Mellifera Szondi, Brittainy Collins
Christina Aguilera – Car Wash with Missy Elliott
My Immortal by Evanescence
With Britt, Hell, Beebs, Cael, Yancy, Melli, Ariel, Morganna, Hailey, Quint, Zach
Lindsey Stirling – Master of Tides
Meg Myers – Little Black Death
With Taema, Kys, Hailie, Q, Melli, Yancy
Charlie Puth – The Way I Am
With Zach, Queint, Hell & Eli
Home Free – Country Fried Pop Medley
With Dear and Imogen
Hideaway – Kiesza
Missy Elliot – Work It
Missy Elliot: Gossip Folks
Missy Elliot – Loose Control