Welcome to another weekend! If it’s Friday, it’s Elysium Cabaret, in The Empire Room at Copperhead Road. What a night we had tonight! Fantastic show with some of the best creative entertainment on the grid. In extra special news, we were very happy to see Ginty back in-world. We have missed you Ginty! So good to have you back!
In other news, Elysium Cabaret is advertising for a new position. I attended the show in a very short dress. After the show, I learned I had no undies on. Now, I was shocked by this. IF I had on my lil patch of huha hair, I’d have been okay with it, but learning I had been sitting there all evening completely nude *down there*, I was a bit mortified. I have no idea why someone did not tell me I had on no undies. So, I decided to create a new position at E. We need an Official Elysium Panty-Checker who can alert troupe members when they have forgotten their undies. To apply for this volunteer position, please drop me a NC in-world with your qualifications. Either that, or I will add it to Wiz’s extensive job description.
But you wanna know what? I WAS wearing undies when I first got there. I know I was. I have a black thong that goes with that dress. I don’t think it just fell off, even though I was sitting very close to Stoke. I am very sure my thong was stolen at the show. Not sure who could have gotten to it without me noticing. I was sitting alone, but was very near Stoke and R. Crap Mariner. I wonder if one of them might have my undies? I feel an investigation is warranted and am in need of a detective to track down my missing knickers. If anyone happens to come across a stray black thong, please don’t touch it! Don’t want to contaminate the evidence. Instead, notify Gunner. He may be able to identify it.
On to the show! Let’s take a look!
“My head is a jungle” by Wankelmut and Emma Louise
With Andytez, Antonio,
Sith Lord Mix
Night of the Wolf – Nox Arcana
Feels (feat. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry
Adam Lambert – Map
With Bella, Sarah, Beebs, Cael, Dear
Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor ft. Pitbull
Tommy James & The Shondells – Crystal Blue Pursuasion
Paloma Faith – Never Tear Us Apart
1. All Summer Long Kid Rock
2. Friendly Fireflies _ Jump in the Pool
3. Summer of 69 Remix